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The Wake Up Call reads some Missed Connections from Craigslist...

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    I mean obviously concerned your baby just fell on the floor unlike bug bite this. Spell it these two by a drop your baby. Thing goes for Santa by the way but let's stay on the Easter Bunny but 'cause that's what happened definitely is a way please stay on the track don't hop around. I was pretty good. You can't you I mean streak being in this situation but I don't think big you could be you better be angry yourself feel like that was a stupid now that's why. Yeah for. The big Easter Bunny . He's just. Hanging out at malls book cause he's hoping people don't put a baby on a flat no but I don't think the bears are rigorous background check where and training on their front is somebody like. Slang and he really need to train someone to go in your home baby or bring in the bay bring in the stunned babies it's training week Easter Bunny let's see how you doing only drop three F 500. But it's your fault now it's really it's it it's it's an
    be on to the body they've never. Now having your instinct go bungee jumping is a question of yeah I think. I was out of an everything's gonna go fly you know I'm pretty. You know Barry is a margin for error I would say nine times out of ten it's almost like you don't understand percent they do you know you don't understand that fraction. OK I could be more like a one in 101000. And probably it's probably even level I mean. Really he never jump and beat up the Easter Bunny now with the exception that the Easter Bunny guys now I said only pretty babies and throw. Hello and in the instance I would say that you can be agree yeah there. I'm just saying they can be upset if they want to but beating the Easter Bunny out. I think we can all agree that that reaction was exaggerated. And benefits of Skype yeah I guess that yeah. I
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