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The Wake Up Call reads some Missed Connections from Craigslist...

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    Yeah. Homestand Jersey Easter Bunny . You don't want to be in part of his his gang entourage at the mall OK all Easter Bunny and all the people yes they did of course there or impede sat right. I. NIQ funny there was a story of like a crazy William I mean you're melee. Involving Easter Bunny and they say mall brawl gets down ease on buyer and thank here's some on the L. Some people that their phones out when they saw the Easter Bunny getting into a fight with that people at the mall take a listen. So these are. Instead we'll be. There. He's there is floss is my main unbeaten need a lot of then snap but what happened why did kind of snap but what happened lines. These people came up and put their baby on the Easter Bunny black. And the Easter Bunny drop for the baby alone now all and then that caused the parents. To react and may. I guess what they consider rational way which is to beat up the Easter Bunny and the Easter Bunny defended himself. By then also. Fighting back okay problem lies. The pizza order around bright and knew it was one diverse as many. Right and dead the families swarmed him and and kind of stopped as you heard curb stomped. The Easter Bunny by the old political good fight should hope so sure oh yeah legs well well look. The situation he did drop a baby might hang. Even ten races and I think that he should they you bet that there rational thing to do little if the Easter Bunny dropped your baby is beat the Easter Bunny out because it's not a rational figure donation though engines. The thing that you should do that what I'm saying is that. The parents were understandably upset. Now the way that they expressed their anger is different but that's why I am the Easter Bunny my baby and an Easter Bunny dropped my baby. Really pissed that the Easter Bunny . OK if you're give you hand your baby did the Easter many and the Easter ready grabs your baby bath on yet. I will tell you how you. Stood payment to take your precious precious baby. And he added to what a strange. Bed. That you don't like him Chris and gold bar he had no opposable thumbs he probably can and even looked at the baby can only see through very limited vision and
    I mean obviously concerned your baby just fell on the floor unlike bug bite this. Spell it these two by a drop your baby. Thing goes for Santa by the way but let's stay on the Easter Bunny but 'cause that's what happened definitely is a way please stay on the track don't hop around. I was pretty good. You can't you I mean streak being in this situation but I don't think big you could be you better be angry yourself feel like that was a stupid now that's why. Yeah for. The big Easter Bunny . He's just. Hanging out at malls book cause he's hoping people don't put a baby on a flat no but I don't think the bears are rigorous background check where and training on their front is somebody like. Slang and he really need to train someone to go in your home baby or bring in the bay bring in the stunned babies it's training week Easter Bunny let's see how you doing only drop three F 500. But it's your fault now it's really it's it it's it's an
    be on to the body they've never. Now having your instinct go bungee jumping is a question of yeah I think. I was out of an everything's gonna go fly you know I'm pretty. You know Barry is a margin for error I would say nine times out of ten it's almost like you don't understand percent they do you know you don't understand that fraction. OK I could be more like a one in 101000. And probably it's probably even level I mean. Really he never jump and beat up the Easter Bunny now with the exception that the Easter Bunny guys now I said only pretty babies and throw. Hello and in the instance I would say that you can be agree yeah there. I'm just saying they can be upset if they want to but beating the Easter Bunny out. I think we can all agree that that reaction was exaggerated. And benefits of Skype yeah I guess that yeah. I
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